Pragmatic Compendium

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anti-candy strategies.

How to make sure you actually still HAVE Halloween candy by the time Halloween rolls around:

1. Buy candy you hate.

2. Have your spouse take the candy to work until Halloween.

3. Have your spouse HIDE the candy somewhere in the house.

4. Buy replacement candy after you’ve vandalized your house looking for hidden candy.

Thankfully, at the present time, I’m closer to #3 than #4.

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October 28, 2011 - Posted by | chocolate, fight the frump, food, health, laugh!, status updates | , , , , , ,

1 Comment »

  1. haha that’s hilarious! happy halloween! :)

    Like

    Comment by kat | October 28, 2011 | Reply


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