Pragmatic Compendium

inspiring the pragmatic practice of intimacy with Christ

yo, Horton. Can you hear me?

Termite Guy: “I added 8 new bait stations and put these little flags at each one. That’s a total of 31 stations all the way around the house.”

Me: “I’m not a big fan of the orange plastic flags on wire sticks. I can put something more subtle and decorative at each station if you need them marked.”

Termite Guy: “I’ll just push them all the way down to the ground. You’ll barely notice them.”

Me: “I’m just going to pull the ugly orange plastic flags out of the ground after you leave.”
(I actually said that to myself. There was really no reason to say it to him, he didn’t listen to me the first time.)

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June 21, 2012 - Posted by | home sweet home, laugh!, status updates | , ,

1 Comment »

  1. They never listen….

    Like this

    Comment by shittydad | June 21, 2012 | Reply


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