This is one of my favorites:
A preacher visits an elderly woman from his congregation. As he sits on the couch he notices a large bowl of peanuts on the coffee table.
“Mind if I have a few?” he asks.
“Not at all.”
They chat for an hour and as the preacher stands to leave, he realizes that instead of eating just a few peanuts, he emptied most of the bowl.
“I’m so sorry! I ate all your peanuts!”
“Oh that’s all right,” the woman says. “Ever since I lost my teeth, all I can do is suck the chocolate off them anyway.”
ewwwww.
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LOL! That is a terrible thought! I love it when you’re able to combine chocolate and funny! 🙂
EWWWWW! LOL! Can you even imagine? Thanks for sharing.
Hugs.
Kim
Hee hee…. I have heard that joke before. It STILL cracks me up! 🙂
Gross!
Thanks for sharing (I think!) LOL!!
Yep, I’ve always loved that one!!
Yuck! ick, ugh and everything inbetween! But I did laugh a nice hearty laugh.