Perusing Craigslist today and ran across the “Outback “Porta Privy”
Me: “Outback Porta-Privy. It’s a pop up tent so you can have some privacy when you are camping.”
FirstHusband: “What? Do you just go on the ground?”
Me: “No. I’m thinking you put a porta-potty in there.”
(pause)
FirstHusband: “See, now that’s why women will never rule the world. They can’t pee standing up.”
Me: “Can I quote you on that?”
FirstHusband: “Sure, you can even put in in a “therefore I quote” post.”
Me: “Those are only book quotes.”
FirstHusband: “I can write it down.”
Then there was rolling of eyes.
And with a broken foot, I sit down every chance I get!!
I’m glad he’s so proud of his ability!
perfect. I do remember being SO happy when my boys could just pee behind a bush when out in the wild.
“I can write it down” – I’m rolling here! Goodness, that was funny.
you CAN pee standing up with this: Sani-Fem Freshette
I have always been secretly jealous that my son can just pee behind a tree when we are in the woods behind my house…..and I must venture up to the house. Don’t you wish we could switch places in that department for a good month or so. Then the guys will know how it feels. 🙂
Thanks for the good laugh.
Priceless banter–it keeps a marriage rolling.