I'm on a "reverse" diet.

I’m on a “reverse” diet.

That's what FavoriteSon is calling it. I'm trying to consume more calories on a daily basis. Sounds crazy. I know ...
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I didn't shave my legs for nothin.

I didn’t shave my legs for nothin.

Yesterday, I went back to yoga for the first time since tearing my MCL on December 2nd. My knee has ...
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blend until purple.

blend until purple.

My daily addiction: 1 cup skim milk (90 calories) 1 cup fat free yogurt (any berry flavor) (100 calories) 2 ...
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poor jack.

poor jack.

I've murdered jack. cut him up into small chunks. Now, I'm boiling jack. pureeing jack. and freezing liquified jack. soon ...
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anti-candy strategies.

anti-candy strategies.

How to make sure you actually still HAVE Halloween candy by the time Halloween rolls around: 1. Buy candy you ...
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I hope I can shut up.

I hope I can shut up.

10:00 a.m. - I have until tomorrow to submit lyrics & track for the two songs I will be recording ...
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Cheddar Jack Cheez-its, you have no power over me. today.

Cheddar Jack Cheez-its, you have no power over me. today.

Problem: I want a fistful of Cheddar Jack Cheez-its. (Regular Cheez-its pose no threat to me. But . . ...
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there's no coming back from this.

there’s no coming back from this.

NOOOOO! FirstHusband taught FavoriteSon how to make Ramen Noodles!!! 800mg of sodium a serving! It's WRONG. wrong, I tell you! ...
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fine dining.

fine dining.

Made Cheater's Chicken Parmesan tonight. Calls for chicken nuggets. We used DINOSAUR shaped nuggets. Because we're classy like that. (and ...
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