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my husband does not wear stripper boots. just ask him.

Me, to FirstHusband: “Why are you wearing “hooker” boots?”

FirstHusband: “They aren’t “hooker” boots, they’re work boots.”

Me: “So you say.”

FirstHusband: “They’re work boots.”

Me: “What, with built in shin guards? They go all the way up your legs. You guys really playing soccer and not telling anyone?”

Seriously. The box actually reads “professional pole climbers.” So, okay. Not “hooker” boots. “Stripper” boots.

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