PinkGirl, reading historical fiction: “Mom? Were you alive in 1904?”
Me: “baby, either you’re just being mean or you seriously need a math tutor.”
PinkGirl: “math tutor.”
(pause)
PinkGirl: “But you were alive in 19something, right?”
(sigh)
Me: “yeh, I was.”
(she was born in 2000)
ROFL!