just enough dysfunction to make you funny

favorite child.

FirstHusband is out of town, so finding a fresh pot of coffee when I came downstairs this morning was a ...
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a perfectly good cup of coffee, wasted.

a perfectly good cup of coffee, wasted.

When I told PinkGirl it was okay to put peanut butter on the snooze button of her dad's alarm clock ...
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I'm not your "fun" friend.

I’m not your “fun” friend.

I know I’m not your “fun” friend. I wouldn’t make a good Bunco buddy. I prefer conversation over television. And ...
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I didn't shave my legs for nothin.

I didn’t shave my legs for nothin.

Yesterday, I went back to yoga for the first time since tearing my MCL on December 2nd. My knee has ...
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I hope I can shut up.

I hope I can shut up.

10:00 a.m. - I have until tomorrow to submit lyrics & track for the two songs I will be recording ...
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need some “sniffling, sneezing, coughing, aching, spending too much time on the internet” medicine.

PinkGirl did the writing on the sign in sheet at her school for me so I wouldn't spread germs: Date: ...
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St. Augustine, you did not make a good impression on me today.

St. Augustine, you did not make a good impression on me today.

PinkGirl's 4th grade class went on a field trip to St. Augustine today and I had to drive because she ...
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Prayer is INTEGRATION not SEPARATION.

Prayer is INTEGRATION not SEPARATION.

Summer equals FRAGMENTATION. Fragmented tasks evidenced by piles of stuff in multiple locations waiting for returned attention. Fragmented thoughts evidenced ...
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mom coping strategy #1: sleep.

mom coping strategy #1: sleep.

Tina has inspired me again. A few weeks ago, she wrote a post on a Bible study she was doing ...
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