a perfectly good cup of coffee, wasted.


When I told PinkGirl it was okay to put peanut butter on the snooze button of her dad’s alarm clock as an April Fool’s prank, WHY did it not occur to me that she would prank me too?

I was leaving the house with my coffee this morning when my FAVORITEHusband asked, “umm honey, have you tasted your coffee?”

SOMEbody switched out the sweetner with SALT.

He had already made me a second (untampered with) cup.

It has occurred to me that she hasn’t been pranked yet today…