just enough dysfunction to make you funny

favorite child.

FirstHusband is out of town, so finding a fresh pot of coffee when I came downstairs this morning was a ...
smart alec

#smartaleckid

Me: "Hey, FavoriteSon. I know that Jesus is the common thread through the entire Bible but is there an actual ...
grace is FREE.

grace is FREE.

"If you confess with your mouth, "Jesus is Lord," and believe in your heart that God raised Him from the ...
Kidnapped by a Whale

Kidnapped by a Whale

I've been MIA for the last two weeks because I've been serving as the co-chair of my church's annual gymnasium-sized ...
I knocked over a domino: the game room makeover.

I knocked over a domino: the game room makeover.

All I wanted to do was donate a piece of furniture to our church's annual rummage sale, the WHALE of ...

I need Mr. Miyagi.

Back to yoga class this morning. I'm paying for taking the summer off. PinkGirl: "WHAT is that SMELL?" FavoriteHusband, working ...
t-minus 12 hours.

t-minus 12 hours.

Me: "PinkGirl, you know what time it is?" PinkGirl: "what?" Me: "Time to lay out your clothes for school tomorrow." ...
It’s Not the Least We Can Do, It’s the Best We Can Do.

It’s Not the Least We Can Do, It’s the Best We Can Do.

(a short excerpt from the book I'm writing - and WILL eventually finish) Why is it that when faced with ...
yo, Horton. Can you hear me?

yo, Horton. Can you hear me?

Termite Guy: "I added 8 new bait stations and put these little flags at each one. That's a total of ...