sorry ladies, he’s taken.

Perusing Craigslist today and ran across the “Outback “Porta Privy

Me: “Outback Porta-Privy. It’s a pop up tent so you can have some privacy when you are camping.”

FirstHusband: “What? Do you just go on the ground?”

Me: “No. I’m thinking you put a porta-potty in there.”

(pause)

FirstHusband: “See, now that’s why women will never rule the world. They can’t pee standing up.”

Me: “Can I quote you on that?”

FirstHusband: “Sure, you can even put in in a “therefore I quote” post.”

Me: “Those are only book quotes.”

FirstHusband: “I can write it down.”

Then there was rolling of eyes.

6 thoughts on “sorry ladies, he’s taken.

  1. I have always been secretly jealous that my son can just pee behind a tree when we are in the woods behind my house…..and I must venture up to the house. Don’t you wish we could switch places in that department for a good month or so. Then the guys will know how it feels. 🙂

    Thanks for the good laugh.

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