i need a swift kick in the (badonka donk) butt.

I’ve been seriously slacking on the exercise.

If you care about me at all, the next time you see me you will graciously tell me that . . .

my butt looks bigger and my arms would knock out a small child if I were to wave.

thankyouverymuch.

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