poor jack.

poor jack.

I've murdered jack. cut him up into small chunks. Now, I'm boiling jack. pureeing jack. and freezing liquified jack. soon ...
Halloween 2011

Halloween 2011

6:45am: Me, trying to wake PinkGirl this morning: "Good morning Ida." (her character in the play she's in rehearsals for) ...
anti-candy strategies.

anti-candy strategies.

How to make sure you actually still HAVE Halloween candy by the time Halloween rolls around: 1. Buy candy you ...
the things I cling to.

the things I cling to.

Lord, I submit to you my heart, my soul, my mind, my time, my service and my voice, whether written, ...
logic says: memory tricks should not have dependant tasks.

logic says: memory tricks should not have dependant tasks.

Me, to FavoriteSon: "It's the World Series. You and your dad are supposed to keep me up to date on ...

contemporary [kuhn-tem-puh-rer-ee] -adjective: of the present time; modern

Proof that song selection is NOT the only defining characteristic of "contemporary Christian music." I couldn't make it through the ...
Dear Panera: it's your own fault.

Dear Panera: it’s your own fault.

I figure if Panera didn't want me to monopolize booth #1, they shouldn't have put a power outlet under my ...
I'd REALLY like to say I don't know where he gets it.

I’d REALLY like to say I don’t know where he gets it.

The weather is beautiful! I made FavoriteSon go out into the backyard tonight and do NOTHING. No electronics. No distractions ...
no such thing as too many books.

no such thing as too many books.

October 5th - Trying to put away all the books I bought at the WHALE of a Sale (78 paperbacks/kids ...