Perusing Craigslist today and ran across the “Outback “Porta Privy”
Me: “Outback Porta-Privy. It’s a pop up tent so you can have some privacy when you are camping.”
FirstHusband: “What? Do you just go on the ground?”
Me: “No. I’m thinking you put a porta-potty in there.”
(pause)
FirstHusband: “See, now that’s why women will never rule the world. They can’t pee standing up.”
Me: “Can I quote you on that?”
FirstHusband: “Sure, you can even put in in a “therefore I quote” post.”
Me: “Those are only book quotes.”
FirstHusband: “I can write it down.”
Then there was rolling of eyes.