“What’s a pierogi?”
“It’s a dough. Wrapped around meat.”
“oh.”
“What’s a gwumpkey?”
“It’s a cabbage. Wrapped around meat.”
“oh.”
“Now, what is a paprika?”
“It’s a bell pepper. Stuffed with meat.”
“I see.”
“What’s a kielbasa?”
“It’s pretty much just meat.”
“oh”
“The seventh Polish Christmas dish I bring to the party,Seven pitted prunes…”
“I don’t like prunes!”
“With this food, you’ll need ’em son.”