From FavoriteSon’s “yo mama” itouch app: Yo mama is so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order!
PinkGirl: What do you get when you mix orange and black?
PinkGirl: More black.
One of my favorites? Why did Tigger get dirty?
Because he played with Pooh.
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9 thoughts on “kid jokes.”
My 5 year old niece told me a knock knock joke the other day. LOL I love kid humor.
I like the one about M&M’s!
OH to cute! Thank you for the laugh.
Have a great weekend.
These are so cute! I like the tigger one. Have a great day; thanks for the laugh.
I put M & M’s in alphabetical order all the time.. but by color name. Does that mean I’m OCD?
The M&M one is my favorite…my 14 year old tells me these all the time. One of his favorites is…yo mama is so stupid that when she went to an “R” rated movie and it said 18 and over…she went home and got 17 of her friends.
Loved the kids jokes. Definitely “mice” the dark one a “rat.” Try the chicken salad with apples and pecans. Can’t wait for your surgery to be over – I’m with you. Call if you need us.
Love the pooh one! 🙂