ibuprofen, eye contact & a retarded cat.

ibuprofen, eye contact & a retarded cat.

1. I've learned that 400 mg of ibuprofen pales in comparison to ANY mg of Percoset. Baby aspirin might be ...
Dude, where's my car?

Dude, where’s my car?

FirstHusband took my car. Because he knows I can't physically climb into his truck, a Ford F250. Or drive it ...
I feel like I've been to a theme park.

I feel like I’ve been to a theme park.

But no, just a little field trip. My first post-op appointment with the plastic surgeon was today. Percoset aside, I ...

at FirstHusband’s request.

It has been suggested to me (more than 50 a few times) that I should confess the "real" reason I ...
I'm HOME!

I’m HOME!

Surgery was Thursday at 9am. I was in recovery from about 3pm to 9pm because there weren't any beds available, ...
i hate surgery.

i hate surgery.

I'll be whining today. This is the I hate surgery list. Feel free to add to it. My surgeries are ...

Chi?

I had a massage Thursday. Picture it. A dimly lit room. The sound of water. Soft instrumental music. Candles flickering ...
H-Day:  April 30th.

H-Day: April 30th.

That would be the date for what I'm hoping is the final "ectomy" in my life. I've had a myomectomy ...
chicken-grape-salad

Chicken Grape Salad

A track meet lasts for hours. HOURS. I suppose I understand. If FavoriteSon doesn't rest between races, he tends to ...