Healthy, Stealthy Paella

(Ghostwritten – and “ghostphotographed” – by FirstHusband, finalized by the freakish perfectionist. This recipe is another of FirstHusband’s inventions.)

FavoriteSon isn’t a big fan of veggies. When he orders food it goes something like this . . .

“I’ll have a Baconator but no lettuce, tomato or any other vegetables.”
“I’ll have a super burrito supreme but no tomatoes, lettuce, onions . . . or any other vegetables.”
“I’ll have a toasted meatball sub with provolone cheese>” (Nice Sandwich Man: What veggies would you like with that?) Ha, Ha, Ha . . .

You get the picture. FavoriteSon has two weaknesses, sausage and seafood. Healthy, Stealthy Paella plays on both of those weaknesses to sneak some vegetables into his diet. Our approach is to make two batches of Paella, one for the grownups with overt vegetables and a second batch just for the kids with the covert vegetables.

Here’s how it works.

Ingredients
2 10-oz packages of Virgo yellow rice (or any rice – as long as the rice is not instant)
2 cans black beans (o.k. if you zoom in enough on the picture, you will see one can of black beans and one can of pinto beans. The recipe really did have two cans of black beans and now we have a can of pinto beans in a square container in the refrigerator)
1 can mushroom stems and pieces
1 can tomatoes
1 package sausage (if you are feeling adventurous, you can replace the sausage with “Dried Canary”)
1 24-oz bag of salad shrimp (you can use other shrimp but the salad shrimp come with tail off and don’t need to be cut down any
)
7 medium squash (or Stealth vegetables if you prefer that name)
Cajun Spice to taste

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Start by lining two 9″x12″ pans with aluminum foil. Add rice and the amount of water given in the directions for the rice. For the grown-up’s paella, we drain the water from the can of tomatoes and add additional water as needed.

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Add 1 can of black beans, tomatoes, and mushrooms to each pan. We leave the tomatoes and mushrooms out of the kid’s pan.

Slice the squash and place into a food processor.

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Finely mince the squash.

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Add to the pans of paella. The kids get more squash than the adults to make up for the lack of overt vegetables.

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Stir each pan.

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Add half the shrimp to each pan. Slice the sausage into bite sized pieces and add half to each pan. Add hot sauce and cajun spice to taste. The kids only get enough spice to add a little flavor with no real kick.

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Stir once more to mix all the ingredients thoroughly and fold foil over to seal in the moisture.

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Place into oven preheated to 425°F.

Cook until all of the water is absorbed into the rice. We cooked the kid’s batch just over one hour.

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The adult’s batch with the extra vegetables took one hour and 45 minutes.

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FavoriteSon and scarfs it up and never suspects. It’s a good thing he doesn’t read this blog.

(Preparation time: 30 minutes, Cook time: 1 hr to 1 hr 45 minutes)


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jack-o-bread

FavoriteSon has been begging/nagging for days and Sunday night, FirstHusband finally made the long awaited jack-o-bread. It’s pumpkin bread made from our jack-o-lanterns.

First, PinkGirl scooped pumpkin guts on Halloween. (If you carve your jack-o-lanterns too early, you may want to use canned pumpkin.)

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Then, the pumpkin gut fairy cleaned up.

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FirstHusband/BestDaddy cut up the jack-o-lanterns the next day. (You’ve got to move fast on this, the inside of the second pumpkin started to rot the next day.)

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Poor “Jack” was boiled like potatoes. [UPDATE: We now bake him at 350° until he’s tender.]

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My copy of “The Tightwad Gazette” was opened to the wrinkliest page – the one with the highlighted pumpkin bread recipe.

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FirstHusband did the honors.

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And it appears I’m too slow with the camera.

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A number of years ago, I insanely – and I do mean INSANELY – made four batches of pumpkin bread – from FOUR different recipes. It took me ALL day and I forgot to wear shoes, so my back and legs and feet were KILLING me when the last oven timer went off. But at the end of the day, the taste tests revealed the winner was a recipe from “The Tightwad Gazette” by Amy Dacyczyn (pronounced “decision”). The recipe is in the original book, page 127. There’s a The Tightwad Gazette II and a The Tightwad Gazette III. Now there’s even The Complete Tightwad Gazette

For a print friendly version in PDF, CLICK HERE.

Jack-O-Bread Ingredients

3 eggs
4 cups sugar (we use half brown sugar/half white sugar)*
1 cup oil
1 16oz can pumpkin (we use 16 oz of “Jack”)
5 cups flour (we use half wheat/half white flour)
2 tsp baking soda
1 tsp salt
1 1/2 Tbsp cinnamon
1 tsp allspice
1/2 Tbsp cloves or nutmeg
1 cup applesauce (we use sugar-free)

You can add:
1/2 to 1 cup chopped nuts
1 cup dates or raisins

*I’ve also made this with DiabetiSweet Sugar Substitute. They make DiabetiSweet Brown Sugar Substitute too!

Instructions:
Beat eggs.
Mix in sugar.
Mix in oil and pumpkin.
Combine dry ingredients and add to moist batter.
Mix in applesauce, nuts and raisins.

Grease and flour five 1 lb coffee cans. Fill with batter over 1/2 full.
(We use regular loaf pans.)

Bake at 350 degrees for 1 hour.

bake ahead egg patties

Back in March, I posted a recipe for Bake Ahead Egg Muffins (with a print friendly PDF version). The Sunday before last, I took about 20 to 30 minutes to whip up a batch of egg/cheese/spinach/sausage goo – but I didn’t bake muffins. I baked two 9×12 pans and then cut squares. The squares fit nicely on a piece of toast.

This week, I again used the two 9×12 pans, but I used an empty (and clean) tuna can to cut circles to fit on an English muffin. I punched a hole in the bottom of the tuna can because I cut them hot and there was sputtering when I pressed down. I layered the patties between paper towels in containers to prevent sogginess and FavoriteSon had the first one this morning. Score! We now have 14 more patties in the fridge. Along with the leftover remnants after cutting all those circles.

Me? I put the remnants on a piece of toast. Such a visual example the wasted space resulting from round containers. I’ll say it again. I HATE round containers.


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my official guess is . . .

byran sausage.

If you’re just catching up, we’ve been on a quest to decipher the missing ingredient from FirstHusband’s handwritten one pot hit recipe. To see the entire recipe, check out “guess (or suggest) the missing ingredients, win a cookbook.” To read about our clues and continued thought process, check out “It’s a Cook-Off!” We’ve had LOTS of guesses and suggestions, none of which really seemed just right.

But I got to thinking about it. FavoriteSon LOVED it. Loved it? It had tomatoes in it. Spinach. Chick peas? big whoop. What would make FavoriteSon – my little carnivore – LOVE it?

Meat.

I typically buy and keep one of the following on hand almost all the time:

Healthy Choice Smoked Turkey Sausage.
or
Oscar Mayer Smoked Sausage
or
Bryan Smoked Sausage

So am I right? I have no idea. But when I mentioned it to FirstHusband, he relied: “Could be, I’ll give it a try.”

It sure would explain why FavoriteSon loved it.

So, this is the first version we’ll try and I’ll let you know how it turns out. But, DON’T LET THIS STOP YOU from making additional suggestions! I’m not sure I’m right. It’s just a guess.


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It’s a Cook-Off!

We’ve spent days trying to identify the missing ingredient from FirstHusband’s hit one pot meal invention. Almost every time I sit down to a computer after FavoriteSon, the zoomed in photo of his dad’s handwritten recipe has been on screen. (In case you’re catching up, the unknown ingredient(s) would be the word(s) following “3 cups” in the photo below. – click to see a larger image.)

FavoriteSon seems to have more than a passing interest in solving this problem. He’s a little obsessed. I brought him some stuffed shell leftovers from my women’s circle meeting today and as he was devouring them, I said, “You know FavoriteSon, stuffed shells are one of your dad’s signature meals.” His deadpan reply? “Yeh, well so is “b r y something,” but he’ll never be able to make that again.”

FirstHusband is a little obsessed himself. I caught him standing in front of the pantry with a “thinking” face, and we spent about a half an hour talking about the possibilities. Here are his assumptions about (missing) ingredient #6:

1. It wouldn’t have been anything in a can or he would have written “can(s) of” instead of “3 cups” of something.

2. Given the other ingredients, it was probably a starch to thicken it up.

3. It’s quite possible it was three HANDFULS of something and he guessed each to be about a cup.

4. It probably wasn’t something frozen, because the freezer is in the laundry room and he would have “been too lazy to go that far,” as he puts it.

5. He really thinks the second and third letters are “r” and “y” because of the way he writes.

6. Some “thickeners” he’s used in the past include oat bran, oatmeal, ground flaxseed, and wheat germ. He doesn’t think he’s ever used stuffing to thicken before, but after we found some in the pantry, he’s wondering if it might be good.

7. ADDED LATER:  Is it possible that we are reading this line incorrectly? Notice that he didn’t write “cans” with an “S” on the end. Could it be that he didn’t write “cups” but rather “cup” with no “S” on the end? If so, it could be that this mystery ingredient begins with “SH” and we’ve been focused on the wrong thing the whole time. hmmm.

Something else to consider? He’s a lefty, so he writes with his left hand, which makes the letters come out a little “different” sometimes. I’m also considering the last letter may be an “s” because of the similarity to the “s” at the end of “chick peas,” right above it.

So, even after all the GREAT comments, guesses and suggestions, we are still stumped. FirstHusband’s idea?

A second plea for suggestions and a COOK-OFF! He will take the top three suggestions/guesses from the original post and now THIS post as well, and cook three different versions of the recipe.

We wish we could have some guest judges, but given the geography, we’ll just have to do it ourselves. The kids will be the real judges. So, be kind because I have to eat these meals.

guess (or suggest) the missing ingredients, win a cookbook.

I noted in number 5 of my “21 things about me” that I can only cook with a recipe. In contrast, FirstHusband cooks like a mad scientist – he invents. Sometimes the results are . . . disappointing. Like Fish Grits. (He wouldn’t even eat them.)

Many times, the invention turns out to be very, very good. Sometimes it’s “You should become a chef after your mid-life crisis” good. When that happens, there’s always a plea for him to write down what he did so he might possibly be able to repeat it. A while ago, he created a one pot meal that we all loved and he did write down the ingredients. Unfortunately, is seems an engineer’s handwriting is worse than a doctor’s. Check it out. (Click on the photo to see a larger image.)

mystery recipe

Can you guess the ingredients? There are twelve lines here. I’ve figured out all but one, but I don’t want to spoil the game, so I’ll only reveal a couple of the easy ones.

1. white wine/sherry
2. (UPDATE – Correct! 3 chicken breasts, cut up)
3. one box spinach
4. (UPDATE – Correct! 1 can of tomatoes)
5. (UPDATE – Correct! 1 can of chickpeas)
6. THIS IS THE ONE THAT I STILL CAN’T FIGURE OUT! Make a guess or a suggestion!
7. (UPDATE – Correct! 1 can of cream of mushroom soup)
8. (UPDATE – Correct! 1 can of cream of celery soup)
9. boil (UPDATE – I’ve been corrected! It is BASIL.)
10. rosemary garlic (seasoning – we have a big Sam’s Club jar of it.)
11.
12. garlic (we keep a jar of minced garlic in the fridge.)

And this is a game after all, so there needs to be a prize. How about a cookbook? It was Whale of a Sale this past weekend, so I picked up a few gently used cookbooks to choose from. Click on the links to read the Amazon descriptions.

If you play the “missing ingredient” game, specify your book choice in your comment.

Grill Pan Cooking

The Allergy Self-Help Cookbook: Over 325 Natural Foods Recipes, Free of Wheat, Milk, Eggs, Corn, Yeast, Sugar and Other Common Food Allergens

The California Pizza Kitchen Cookbook

Soups, Salads & Starters: the Best of Williams-Sonoma Kitchen Library

OR

Instead of a cookbook, a shrink wrapped hardback copy of the Southern Living Wine Guide and Journal

Enter to win by commenting and guessing a missing ingredient. OR SUGGEST a possible ingredient for #6! Depending on the response, I might fill some in as they are correctly guessed or I might wait a week. Either way, I’ll randomly pick a winner on Tuesday, October 14th, so check back!


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frozen chicken, cream cheese chicken II

Back in April, I posted one of our family’s favorite recipes, “Cream Cheese Chicken..” (The original post has a printable version of the recipe in PDF.)

Yesterday, we made a little change and it turned out pretty good, so I thought I’d share.

First, I doubled the recipe except for the chicken and the cream cheese (I have a large crockpot). But this time, we rolled everything up in flour tortillas and made burritos! Next time I either need to use less salsa or maybe just take the lid off and let the mixture stand a little to thicken up, the burritos were a little too runny. But they were GOOD.

It does take an extra few minutes to roll burritos after everything is cooked, but it’s still only 5 minutes to prepare on the front end!

Would You Like Chocolate With That? The Icing Man Cometh

Alton Brown is a favorite in this house. He’s funny, down to earth and he sneaks in little science lessons in an entertaining way. We bought his DVDs just to get “The Santa Clause.” (I’ll highlight that clip in November or December.)

This is a GREAT clip – so many cool tips on icing cakes! And I LOVE that he uses non-traditional tools like a hacksaw blade and wood pickets! Everyone needs a hacksaw blade in their kitchen!

What’s chocolate about icing cakes? The chocolate ganache he shows us how to make and a really cool and EASY trick to write on a cake with chocolate!


If you have any thing chocolaty to share, join me at “Would You Like Chocolate With That?” hosted by Lisa at Stop and Smell the Chocolates. Don’t forget to check out past entries too!

shredding meat 101

In a recent post, “have camera, will swaddle” I asked for “easy, healthy, not too expensive and nursing mom/baby friendly meals” to take to my sister and her hubs over the next few weeks. Memarie Lane‘s idea to “throw some boneless pork or chicken in the crockpot with a bottle of barbecue sauce, shred it, and serve it on sandwich rolls” sounds perfect, but I admit – I’ve never shredded meat before. Didn’t have a clue. Do I need a knife? Seems like the pieces would be too big. A food processor? Seems like I would end up with pâté. or meat pudding.

So, I Googled.

I found two methods to shred meat. Both were found on Expert Village.

Chef Lori Schneider shows how to shred chicken with a fork and Chef Brandon Sarkis shows how to shred beef with your fingers.

I love the internet.


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have camera, will swaddle.

PinkGirl is no longer the youngest cousin she knows!

My sister had her baby at 2:20 a.m.! (If I’ve gotten that wrong, I’ll change it later.) 7 1bs, 14 oz. and 20 inches of perfection! All my nephews and nieces are on FirstHusband’s side of the family, so this is kind of a big deal for us. This is the third grandchild on my side of the family and two of them are MY kids. My dad is BEAMING. And he keeps saying, “WOW.” “WOW.” “WOW.”

I remember this. I’m just SOOOO glad I get to remember it vicariously. But SOOOO sweet. SOOOO tiny! And I remember how to swaddle well enough to overcome the escaping arm!

But I need a pseudonym for the little guy. Something to call him until he develops a personality trait I can morph into a proper nickname. I’ve got a few possibilities, but if anyone has an idea, please comment and add it to the possibilities!

So far, I’ve thought of:

Patootie
LoveBug
TheBoss

And do I add the word “nephew” to his nickname so there won’t be any confusion about who his mom is when I post? Or do I just make sure to reference that when I write about him?

Because I will be writing about him.

Right now, I’m off to the hospital again, with Frozen Chicken, Cream Cheese Chicken in the crockpot for MY family. I’ll be taking meals to my sister and her hubs for the next few weeks, so I’m reaching out to the blogosphere for easy, healthy, not too expensive and nursing mom/baby friendly meals. You can post an entire recipe in a comment, you can post a recipe on your blog and leave a link in a comment, you can leave a link in a comment to a recipe somewhere on line, whatever works – I just need some additions to the recipe bank. So far, I’ve got Frozen Chicken, Cream Cheese Chicken, Spaghetti Florentine, 5 Minute Morningstar Burritos and a few other standards, like Black Beans with Rice and Healthy Choice Sausage and a crockpot roast with potatoes and (disappearing) carrots.

Well, I’m outta here. Blogging is fun, but not as much fun as a newborn baby.